World Cup countdown – T minus 9: Brazilian Nike connection again

Another Nike video starring mostly Brazilian ball artists.

They’re gonna take the ball, our women, the cup and leave us with nothing.

Unless we distract them a little bit. Maybe we send them shopping for German cars and they will be late for their game.

Or we talk to the French and find out what they put into Ronaldo’s water bottle. Sorry I take that back right away.

Better: Introduce Ronaldo to German chocolate and make him gain 20 pounds. That’ll do it.