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Who are they endorsing and why?

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

I made a shortlist of some international leaders that won’t be allowed to vote. But I have their endorsements for you;-) Nicolas Sarkozy – President, France McCain – Sarkozy would be terrified to bring his wife Carla Bruni to the states when the President looks way better and is way more charming ...

Letter from the random CEO

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Ooops, we really didn't see that one coming. Well, kind of: This is just a little note to let you know that all our board members are fine. They sold enough stock before our entire little shack vanished. As for our 50,000 employees: We are glad to announce that the weekend is coming. ...

Jacques Rogge wakes up from his nightmare and calls it off

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

My name is Jacques Rogge. I just woke up from a long and bad nightmare. I just spent 7 years being totally delusional. Wishful thinking ruled We had an idea that awarding the games to Beijing would make a difference in the lives of one of the wonderful people of China. ...

Revised List of Tour De France Teams

Friday, July 25th, 2008

+++Off topic posting+++ Sorry cycling fans but I had to publish a list of how the Tour de France teams should really be named. Their current team names are a bit misleading. Here are my Top 10 in reverse order: Balco VIPs Eternal Youth Project Secret Kettle Liar Liar Ben Johnson Brotherhood Prozac Schmozac Chemical Brothers Bend It Like Armstrong Asthma ...